hey i'm alexis..

i love elephants and mashed potatoes. ;)
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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

(Source: tachibanamakotos)

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clannyphantom:

does justin bieber even release music anymore or does he just walk around and annoy the shit out of everyone

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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whenthewordsyouwantareoutofreach:

I feel like my dog is just a really big mean girls fan. At least that is what I’ll be telling myself from here on out.
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kingsleyyy:

i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

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